hexywitch: (so funny)
Lily Evans ([personal profile] hexywitch) wrote2011-12-02 01:57 am

Charm ☼ 008 [text]

Several things.

One: Harry is here! He's here and he's seventeen just like me and I'm absolutely ecstatic about it. Equius, you have to meet him. Actually, you still need to meet James, too, don't you? Same goes for...most of the rest of the trolls. I haven't heard from some of you in awhile, though. I hope you're all alright! But anyway! The point is that Harry is here. And he's brilliant.

Two: I was doing a bit of reading today in my potions library and I stumbled upon a book on linguistics. I thought that this bit might interest several of my housemates.
"Marauder" didn't mean "roving plunderer" until sometime in the early 1700s. Originally, it was the dialectal French word "maraud," which was intended to mimic the sound of a cat -- more specifically, a horny tomcat. So it does make a kind of sense that the word became synonymous with somebody out late at night, looking for trouble. For a long time, "maraud" was only the French word for "prowler," but some claim it entered international parlance during the Thirty Years' War, when it gained popularity as a pun on the imperialist general Count Marode's name. His men -- known as the Marode Brothers -- were so ruthless, cowardly and vile that they may as well have been criminals, and so came to be referred to as marauders.

Mmhm. Explains a lot. Horny tomcats, the lot of them.

And I suppose that's all for now. We've clearly got an influx of new people, so welcome to Vatheon. My name is Lily Evans. If you need anything, let me know.

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[identity profile] stayb100ponyboy.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Lily! Your wriggler is here! That's great news!

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[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Equius! Yes! It is! And he beat You-Know-Who once and for all and he's absolutely brilliant!

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[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you'll like him. And vice-versa.

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[identity profile] stayb100ponyboy.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
If he has you for his lus--mother, I'm sure I will.

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[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-04 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
WEll I didn't get to raise him. But...he turned out great anyway. I'm ridiculously proud.

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[identity profile] psiinusoiidal.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Totally listened to the first response to get a hint of context. Still baffled, but... ]

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[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guess who's had a little practice explaining human families to trolls?]

Not a lusus, but an equivalent in our culture, yes. I'm his mother. Or I will be. In four years, from my perspective.

Humans pair off (we just have the one romantic relationship, rather than quadrants like you do. The one relationship is closest to your matespiritship), one male one female. They marry, promising to be a unit for life. Their combined genetic material becomes a new human and grows within the female, who gives birth to the child and raises him or her. The male protects them and provides for them. Such a family unit often has more than one child.

James and I will just have the one. Harry. And he's here, all grown up.


[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Not trouble at all. I've been trying to figure out a way to best explain it to the six-sweep-olds and I think that explanation sums it up nicely. If you have any questions, though, I would be happy to elaborate. I'm sure that Karkat will offer you all he's learned about human culture if you ask him, but if I were you I'd come straight to the source.

Yes. I haven't married James or had Harry yet, but I knew about it before James left and then came back husband and father. Harry's best friend told me all about my son and how James and I will die for him at twenty-one.

None of it has happened to me yet, but I don't have much time left. I know what will happen. And this is the only opportunity I will ever have to actually converse with my son.

Yes, this family unit bond is that strong.

omg sorry this got lost in the shuffle hope you don't mind backtags

[identity profile] psiinusoiidal.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-12-05 06:08 (UTC)

i am all about the backtags :)

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. This place is both a blessing and a curse. I prefer to think of it as a blessing most of the time. It's given me much more than it's taken away.

Yes? Karkat told me that his ancestor was raised by another troll...The Dolorosa, right?

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Karkat insisted that it was the only time it had ever happened. That trolls don't have parental instincts. But I don't think that's true.

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I still think there there has to be something intrinsically within your species that would lead you to care for your young. I suppose with the way you all have been raised, it is expected and acceptable for adults to kill any child they see, but...if that were the way it always was your species would never have been able to survive. There has to be some instinct within you to protect the future of your species.

[identity profile] psiinusoiidal.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a delay before he sends this next message, she got him seriously thinking about what he's managed to put together so far along with what he's fairly sure he remembers. ]

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I know all about the lusus. And I'm sure that not all of you still have those parental instincts. But they're there. In your DNA.

Your species really is absolutely fascinating.

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
...yes. I know.

I'm sorry.

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Still. It's the eradication of an entire species.

Then I hope there is an afterlife for them. Somewhere better.

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No, not at all. I've only got four years left, I don't want that to be it.

And if there is more, and it's a place where everyone can be happy...then I wish that for every soul.

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
How old are you? If you don't mind me asking.

I'm hoping that I'll come back here after I die.

Of course you have a soul. Do you mean that you don't want to exist anymore? Don't say that. I know that your life has not been ideal, but...there is always hope, isn't there?

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...wow. My species only lives a hundred years, if that. Less than fifty sweeps. Magical folk can live longer, but not significantly.

I suppose when you've lived that long you wouldn't long for an afterlife. You'd be somewhat ready to...just be done.

What do you mean, decommissioned?

/all the edits sorry

[identity profile] psiinusoiidal.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-12-08 19:51 (UTC)

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
How did you manage to live so long?

...when you outlive your usefulness they just kill you? Yes, I see little hope in that situation, I'm sorry. There is so much more to living than being useful.

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
...the empress is called Her Imperious Condescension? Well that really...says it all right there, doesn't it?

There has to be another option. Other than death. A better life.

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose when things are as hopeless as they seemed to be for you...it would be difficult to see. Again. I am so sorry.

...well. Here is another option, isn't it? Here...you can live another life.

[identity profile] selfless-stag.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think Remus or Peter could be called horny tomcats, Lily. [See how he's not denying it in himself or Sirius. This would be funnier with my other James journal - horny_stag]

And yes. I can't believe Harry's here. He's living with us, right?

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-02 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well neither of them are here, so I wasn't very well talking to them, was I?

Obviously! He's not allowed to live anywhere else! I'm going to cook him so much food that he's going to float away.

[identity profile] selfless-stag.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't stop you talking about them!

Good. I'm glad we agree on that. I can't wait to see how he handles a broom!

[identity profile] hexywitch.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
This is true. I really meant you and Sirius, though. Better?

He was captain of the house team, love, he's obviously brilliant.

[identity profile] selfless-stag.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
No.

He's my son, he's obviously brilliant! Doesn't stop me wanting to see him fly.