Have you met any of the trolls? There are a dozen of them all together, and they're not like the trolls from our world, they're from another planet. They're clever and brilliant and...well I've gotten to know several of them very well over the past two months.

As a race they have two main emotions that drive them. Pity and hate. Positive and negative. So a lot of them fight all the time, and find those rivalries to be a positive thing. However, two of them...Equius and Sollux...they hate one another enough that they need someone to keep them from killing one another. So they've asked me to do that.

Equius is an accomplished inventor and mechanic and has crafted a new pair of eyes for Sollux, who is blind. They hate each other so it would be very bad if something happened during the procedure to implant the eyes. So I've brewed a few potions. To calm Equius, to help Sollux sleep, and to relieve Sollux's pain.